Sven was just starting down a grade to go under a bridge when he slams on the brakes. And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but had to get the okay from the building inspector. After dinner, lena asked little ole how he liked the dinner. Ole and lena ole and lena jokes are related to sven and ole jokes. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing minneapolis when ole put his hand on lenas knee. Ole and lena were ice fishing one day and ole ran out of snoose. If you like olie and lena jokes, youve come to the right place. Giggling, lena said, ole, you can go a little further now if you want to. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
Lena and ole and little ole were invited to the swensons for christmas. Ole, lena, and little ole went to the big city for the first time. Ole went on christmas and easter and once in awhile he went on one of the other sundays. Featuring lutheran tshirts, luther the movie, luther dvd, luther vhs, luther movie. On the 3,000th step god tells the last and best joke, ole doesnt laugh and proceeds to the gate.
The devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. Ole and lena jokes four by red stangland 1989, paperback. He wrote numerous joke books focused on upper midwestern humor, most notably a series of titles about the fictional characters ole and lena. He told lena shed have to go across the lake and get some from svens general store. God tells a joke, lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. The clerk at the newspaper asks, what do you want to print in the death notice. On a nasty and cold winter night lena woke up her ole and said, the babys coming, ole, you had better call the doctor. Corbin from reedsburg, wisconsin, tells jokes and short fun stories about the norwegianamerican simple minded ole, lina and sven. As usual,theyd become lost and were wandering around a strange town trying to find the highway. The book has twelve chapters, and these have the titles. Link to finn jokes and ole and lena jokes, page 2 of 4. How about i drag her over to oak street and you could pick her up there. One reason that the ole and lena jokes have endured and thrive is that they are quaint and wellmeaning. They were walking down the street and looking in the windows of the big buildings.
About 3 boxes 1,800 of fresh unsorted stock are added every thursday. Little ole spotted something that caught his eye and ran into a building. From the series of ole and lena jokes what lena does after ole passes away very funny. A few days later, he comes back and says to librarian at the counter, dis book was. One night ole came home and lena noticed that the door squeaked when he opened it. This blog is a little tribute to our favorite norwegians. Even sickness and calamity need a touch of humor to ease the pains and pdf frustrations of life. The popularity of the jokes was greatly enhanced by the numerous ole and lena joke books authored by red stangland. Most of the jokes take the form of little stories, each taking up a third of a page or a half of a page. Even sickness and calamity need a touch of humor to ease the pains and frustrations of life. Ole asked lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some smokes.
Full of jokes, tales and more, this book will have you rolling with laughter. Vell, vun ting leads to another, and ole and lena are under the car for quite awhile ven he is so happy that his eyes are shut, and then ole feels a hand on his shoulder. Be the first to ask a question about more ole and lena jokes lists with this book. On the 2,000th step god tells another joke, sven tries his best but laughs and goes straight to hell. Vat in the vorld are you doing vidout any clothes, voman. Get your best ole and lena and norwegian ethnic jokes here. Ole, lena, sven and others still speak with the marring accent and fractured english of the immigrant who just arrived. Link to finn jokes and ole and lena jokes, page 3 of 4. Ole and lena jokes july 16, 20 ole and sven were taking a vacation in svens new camper. There they all stood in front of a shiny metal door that was cut into a wall of black marble. All you need to be a is a person who likes to consider the funny side of life. Ole and lena also sven and ole are central characters in jokes by scandinavian americans. To his surprise, she was on the bed with no clothes on.
One fine spring day ole decided to take lena for a drive in his new car. Ole and lena jokes archives best clean funny jokes. Ole and lena at church vell, ole and lena went to the same lutheran church. These jokes are a tradition passed on from generation to generation. Ole and lena jokes if youre from the upper midwest, then you probably grew up with olie or ole, lena and sven. After they landed, the pilot said to ole, i want to congratulate you for not making a sound. These fortune cookies hold the choicest collections of classic jokes about your favorite scandinavians, ole and lena. Bad news the doctor tells ole he only has a few days left to live. For more than 30 years as the host of a prairie home companion, he has captivated millions of. Book vii includes jokes that are so funny that you wont be able to read it all to a friend without falling on the floor and rolling around in laughter, and these are. Maybe so, said ole, but i gotta tell ya, i almost screamed when my wife fell out. Ole and lena went to a fair and other funny stories. Ole and lars were business partners and good friends. The pilot thought for a second and then said, ill make you a deal.
November page illustrating all saints day and all souls day from my book of the churchs year, by enid m. The receptionist asked ole, where can we pick up her body. Corbin also sings, and his daily profession is as a. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free.
Ole thinks a little, looks hard at lena, and says, lena, promise me. Lena says, be careful because i hear some nut is driving the wrong way on the freeway. Eider red stangland february 7, 1922 august 8, 1995 was an american radio broadcaster and humorist. She asked him for some money, but he told her, nah, yust put it on our tab. Ole and lena went to a fair and other funny stories joke. Finn jokes, page 2 both ole and sven wanted some money, so they went to the bank for a loan.
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